Country Dictionary

Jumpers at the Gate

Having a 5-second emergency shit. It's turtling and you HAVE GOT TO GO FUCKING NOW.

Dude I have to cut this short. I've got jumpers at the gate and they ain't waiting for the 'go' sign.

Case Head

A game where you and a bunch of guys sneak up on someone at a party, jam a beer 12-pack or case over their head, and swat them while they cant see. Works great on rugby rookies or some chump.

Hey guys, that punk over there looks like a good case for case head!

Slith

A female vagina. Pussy. Cunt. Scootie. Labius McFuckus

Did you see when that girl was lifted during that cheerleader routine? He had to have had his thumb wedged full-up her slith!

Blouse Hounds

A woman's breasts. Tits. Milk Jugs. Bitch Bottles.

Oh my sweet jeezis...you get a load of those blouse hounds? AAAAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Twisty Cone

Taking a massive shit, not at all unlike soft-serve ice cream.

Oh shit, boss! I have a Pope's nose...I gotta go curl a twisty cone!