A fork of Rural Dictionary
Proper Noun.
Scientific name for a Holy Roller. Translates to "Maximum Bible Thumper".
ATTENTION: Please refrain from feeding the Holy Rollers (also known as Biblium Thumperian Maximus) as it cause undue stress to Athiests.
The thin circle of paper available to put over the toilet seat in a public restroom.
"Dude, I would have gotten herpes from that bathroom if it wasn't for the ring of safety!"
When a woman's ass looks particularly nice in a pair of jeans.
"Damn, that chick has a nice ass!"
"Not as nice as the one with jeanbutt over there"
A way of telling your friend something bad about them by way of saying you've had that problem before. Coined by Tyra Banks. (e.g. body odor)
"You know, I used to use that natural rock deodorant before too and it totally didn't work for me. My body odor was terrible."
"Do you think it works for me?"
"No. I was just sameing to make you feel better."
The visible line at a woman's jawline where her makeup meets her natural skin tone
That girl would be so pretty if her tide lines weren't so obvious
The easier and more polite way to say "God Damn Cock Sucking Mother Fucker" while at work or in public.
Bob- "AHHHH! GDCSMF!"
Sue- "what?"
Bob- "I just got a papercut."
To give the condensed version of a story.
Similar to long story short
Guy: You will never believe what happened on my date!
Girl: What?
Guy: Well, I was getting ready to leave and she calls me to change plans and the I was like, "I made reservations" and she was like "oh okay nevermind, come pick me up" so then I was like, "okay I'll be right there and then...
Girl: Just give me the Campbell's soup version.
Guy: Okay...all in all it was a good date