Country Dictionary

To hit with the fist to the upper arm mussel causing a disabling sensation in the arm.

"He frogged me so hard I couldn't raise my arm to hit him back."

I was raised on a farm in Missouri where the honeywagon was a wagon pulled by a tractor, and had a p-t-o auger to spread manure on the fields.

"Hey, don't call it the shitwagon around the girls, call it a honewagon.

Yonder: Antwhere but here. Real gone. Synonym: outare

"He's gone yonder, way outare, real gone."

Yonder is a guy who lives in the middle of Georgia and is not there.

"Where's Yonder?" "Somewhere in the middle of Georgia unless he ain't there."

a question frequently asked by Jewish people before eating something.

"Scoasher?" "Yes, you can eat it, it scoasher."

To waffle: to leave an impression on the face or body such as a waffel iron makes on a pancake.

He slammed into the chain link fence so hard it left a waffel on him. When she awoke from her nap she had a waffle mark from the mat on her face. She sat on his face till it waffeled her butt.

Definition #1: Happy Intelligent People Promoting Infinate Enlightenment. Definition #2 Homeless Ignorant People Promoting Infinate Entertainment.

The three "H" club #1 High Holy Hippie #2 Homeless Hippies from Hell