Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

trots

harness racing (the word "trots" being a reference to the "trotting" gait of horses)

At the trots it is better for the horse you bet on to have the cold sit rather than the death seat.

by yorrick hunt January 27, 2008

meaning of life

the reason or purpose for our existence

I asked the guru what was the real meaning of life. He said,"Twenty years with time off for good behavior."

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

choice

an alternative action or possibility

I always choose to do what I think is best, therefore I don't really have a choice at all.

by yorrick hunt January 15, 2008

croutons

small pieces of fried or toasted bread added to soup

When recycled sewage is added to your water supply, you no longer need to add croutons to your soup.

by yorrick hunt February 02, 2008

belief

what you accept as true or real

I believe that the sun will rise tomorrow. I cannot NOT believe it no matter how hard I try. This belief is not under my control. None of my beliefs are.

by yorrick hunt January 30, 2008

Shitters Touch

The ability to cause everything you touch to turn to shit ie. break it, ruin it, bugger it up in some way (the opposite of the Midas Touch where everything you touch turns golden).

Don't lend him anything of value. He's got the Shitters Touch.

by yorrick hunt January 16, 2008

free will

the idea that you could have acted in a different way the idea that alternative actions are possible for you the idea that you did not have to do what you did the idea that you have a choice about what you do the idea that you are responsible for your actions

When confronted by a woman's cleavage, he could not help but look. At that moment he knew free will was a myth.

by yorrick hunt February 02, 2008