A fork of Rural Dictionary
the reason or purpose for our existence
I asked the guru what was the real meaning of life. He said,"Twenty years with time off for good behavior."
an alternative action or possibility
I always choose to do what I think is best, therefore I don't really have a choice at all.
small pieces of fried or toasted bread added to soup
When recycled sewage is added to your water supply, you no longer need to add croutons to your soup.
what you accept as true or real
I believe that the sun will rise tomorrow. I cannot NOT believe it no matter how hard I try. This belief is not under my control. None of my beliefs are.
The ability to cause everything you touch to turn to shit ie. break it, ruin it, bugger it up in some way (the opposite of the Midas Touch where everything you touch turns golden).
Don't lend him anything of value. He's got the Shitters Touch.
the idea that you could have acted in a different way the idea that alternative actions are possible for you the idea that you did not have to do what you did the idea that you have a choice about what you do the idea that you are responsible for your actions
When confronted by a woman's cleavage, he could not help but look. At that moment he knew free will was a myth.