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Mattia Polibio

A TikTok boy who rose to fame after licking toilets. Possibly the most average looking guy you'll ever see. Kind of resembles the Good Dinosaur.

Person 1: did you see Mattia Polibio's tiktok yesterday?
Person 2: ion fucking care what he's up to, don't you have better things to worry about?

by youdon'tscareme December 24, 2019