A fork of Rural Dictionary
A football player that likes catching balls even off the field. A queer football player.
Esera Tualo, David Kopay, Roy Simmons, and of course, Santana Moss are examples of gridirony.
Complex acts and emotions related to sex described by a sexually experienced man. Layman's terms--but from a man that has been laid.
Jack: "Hey Rob, how can you tell if a girl likes you?"
Rob: "Let me put this in laidman's terms for you. You know when a dog wags its tail and wipes it ass on the floor? It's like that."
Jack: "Nice pun dude!"