Country Dictionary

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Glam trash

A greasy, trashy looking person who tries to look stylish. They may have one or two decent garments but are dirty-ass people, with dirty-ass personalities

Damn who does he think he is?
Oh, glam trash over there?

by yursh22 December 17, 2019

Buckled

A term to describe being tired, and falling asleep (in addition to: fading)

Shit man, I'm buckled I can't get up.

by yursh22 April 15, 2016

Twat count

Like a head count, but relating more so to the number of twats in the room. Preferably bros and snobby bitches.

Shit man, what's the twat count?

About twenty-seven, bro.

by yursh22 June 19, 2017

Predickament

A sexual predicament involving one's cock.

Damn, first she wants to fuck me, then she's les, then she wants a vibrator.

Shit bro, that's a pretty bad predickament.

by yursh22 June 20, 2017

A wipe

Kind of like saying ass-wipe. But a shortened version for that word. Basically used to describe a bro/fuckboy.

Yeah that guy is definitely a wipe.

by yursh22 June 10, 2017

Prince

The funkiest sexiest legend that ever lived. He could wear high heels and women's underwear and make women moist. A cum reign that lasted from 1958-2016

"Whatever u heard about me is true, I change the rules and do what I wanna do" - Prince, 1982 (Let's Pretend We're Married, track 4 on the groundbreaking album '1999')

by yursh22 May 17, 2017

Emotional predator

A narcissistic, arrogant, manipulative waste that pounces on people they feel they can bully and demean in any way. (They make it look like you’re at fault too). They have nothing else better to do with their time and justify their games by any means, and any flimsy excuse.

This asshole is an emotional predator.

by yursh22 December 07, 2017