Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Dickenfranchised

A sexual outlook that develops in women after multiple experiences with inferior penises (ex: micropenises).

"This is now the fifth 'man' I have dated with a micropenis, I'm afraid I'm becoming dickenfranchised."

by zeezer43 July 18, 2021

slit privilege

One who has a well proportioned sized vaginal slit whereby all female hygienic products fit them to perfection.

I love that I have my slit privilege because nothing ever leaks past my tampon.

by zeezer43 June 20, 2021

schrödingender

A gender affiliation whereby the individual's gender is a superposition of more than one gender and its value can only be determined by direct influence of investigation, thereby collapsing the gender function and thus assuming a momentary realized gender.

Some people think being non-binary is trendy... trying being schrödingender, where your own gender is never known until the moment of observation

by zeezer43 July 09, 2021

soymate

A soymate is a person, place or thing with which one has a strong, natural and organic, and often times euphoric, experience. This often times manifests itself in a spontaneous manner that can leave the participants unguarded and vulnerable. A soymate does not always refer to a lover and could be in reference to platonic relationships and or experiences.

Love has no labels; you're my soymate.

by zeezer43 January 17, 2021

soymate

A soymate is a person, place or thing with which one has a strong, natural and organic, and often times euphoric, experience. This often times manifests itself in a spontaneous manner that can leave the participants unguarded and vulnerable. A soymate does not always refer to a lover and could be in reference to platonic relationships and or experiences.

Love has no labels; you're my soymate.

by zeezer43 January 17, 2021

ass to moth

A very delicate and exotic sexual maneuver performed by the societal elite. It involves the insertion of one's phallus into a willing, or unwilling, human anal cavity and the rapid extraction of said phallus, so as to create a gaping hole, moths are then quickly thrown inside of the cavity and the phallus is subsequently reinserted. The moths will then try to escape but will be blocked by the tip of the phallus, thus creating a euphoric sensation for the penetrater.

"I went to this posh, socialite sex party. I didn't know the rich, elite had such insatiable, sexual palates. I participated in an ass to moth circle. I felt like the tip of my dick was going to explode with pleasure."

by zeezer43 July 09, 2021

fettuccine-sized slit

The holy grail of labial proportion. One that has been cooked al dente that makes you want to jump in head first and eat until you're satisfied. Its proportions follow the natural patterns of the Fibonacci Sequence.

Michelangelo was regaling his tale when he was graced in the presence of the holy grail of vaginal slits; it was the fettuccine-sized slit of April O'Neil. When asked by Leonardo if it was prepared to ephemeral perfection, Michelangelo simply replied, "Al dente."

by zeezer43 June 20, 2021