A fork of Rural Dictionary
A vaginal slit whose proportions have been deformed away from the ideal fettuccine-sized slit due to too much exposure to heat as a result of vaginal friction (i.e. caused by sexual intercourse).
Wow I saw my mom's slit for the first time. She's definitely cooking some slitticcine down there.
The gender which society as assigned to an individual.
"Much to my chagrin, society has declared me a male. I guess I have now entered the internalized gender phase of my existence."
A pimple inside the urethra, which blocks the normal flow of urine. This may lead to extremely hazardous situations.
I had a great Tinder date and I went back to her place. Right before the dicking-down I had to pee, so I went to the bathroom. Little did I know, I had a peemple, so pee flew everywhere in that room, covering the entire room with pee. It was so bad I had to sneak out of the house.
One who identifies as no gender and finds the idea of genderism repulsive and counterproductive to the ultimate cohesion of society.
This old white lady asked me what my gender was, so I glared at her and told her I was antigender. Take that you patriarchal sympathizing boomer.
The gender which an individual has willingly chosen and accepted for themselves.
"I think I finally accomplished one of the most important steps of self-discovery. I have finally entered my chosen gender phase."
The main circulating hormone released when the man sees the females breasts. It prepares the male phallus for titty fucking.
My girlfriend was incredibly underwhelmed when I titty fucked her. She had told me her ex had high levels of testitserone to accomplish is inhumanly aggressive, sexual prowess. I'm going to the endocrinologist tomorrow.
Hactical is the exact opposite of tacticool. One strives to achieve the optimal level of being hack by using substandard products in a tactical fashion.
Man, your shit, duct-tape wrapped AK-47 looks very hactical even by a terrorist's standards. Be ready for jihad comrade.