Country Dictionary

A woman who has mastered the art of successfully communicating with her husband and or son, without them giving her a blank stare and cocking their head slightly to one side.

"I don't know how she got her husband to paint the house and her kids to take out the trash. She must be a real husboylinguican."

A woman who always has an extra tampon in her purse.

You find yourself in the ladies room banging on the tampon dispenser which has just eaten your last quarter, when suddenly a woman exits one of the stalls, sees you in desperate need, and pulls out an extra tampon from her purse and offers it to you. This woman is a true tampacularian.

A woman who always has an extra tampon in her purse.

You find yourself in the ladies room banging on the tampon dispenser which has just eaten your last quarter, when suddenly a woman exits one of the stalls, sees you in desperate need, and pulls out an extra tampon from her purse and offers it to you. This woman is a true tampacularian.

GALPAL: Acronym for > Giggled a Little, Peed a Little.

To be used in text or email by women over fifty who, when they laugh at something funny, also pee a little...

OMG Sylvia, that was the funniest email! I totally GALPAL'd.

Masculine. The automatic act of slamming shut one's thighs when witnessing another male get whacked in the nuts.

"Oh, man! when I saw that guy get hit in the nuts with the baseball bat I totally empathighsed.

When you laugh so hard a little pee comes out.

"I was so pissterical i wet my pants!"

"He/she made me laugh so hard I was pissterical!"

The act of calling your ex (or the ex of a good friend) and telling them to fuck off.

"I was so upset by what he/she did I star 67'd my phone and placed a fornicall."

"After placing that fornicall, I felt much better."