Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

somebody come scratch my balls

what to say when either: A) you have extremely itchy balls!! B) you want to get people to shut the fuck up C)there is an unbearably awkward silence

Red: damn its quiet in this bitch Blue: i got the solution for that. *clears throat* SOMEBODY COME SCRATCH MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Green: WHAT THE FUCK??? Blue: there, silence broken Red: you are a fucking moron

by zerosai93 June 07, 2009