Country Dictionary

Acronym for "Big Ugly Fat Fucker', which is what the US Air Force B-52 is called by those who fly it.

Cool Air Force flyby at the parade - there was a BUFF, a BONE, a STINKBUG and two MUDHENS.

The unmitigated joy of having the latest iPhone 3G s, especially when using the newest features.

Cutting! Pasting! Videoing! I'm having an iPhonegasm!

Abbreviation for motherfucker. Archaic, in use around DC in the sixties. From 'muvva', an alternative pronounciation of 'mother.'

Hear about Jared? Cop chased him into Glover Park, lost him! Yeah, that Jared be one cool muv.

An IQ low enough to think that Donald Trump is an amazing President.

"Did you hear? Jerry went to a Trump rally!" "Yeah, poor guy isn't very bright, he scored a TrumpQ on his IQ test."

Officially, "Migrant Children's Detention Facility." A location established by the United States to hold indefinitely brown children seeking asylum so that they can stay alive.

"They're putting the kids in concentration camps!" "You can't use that term, that's what the Nazis had during the Holocaust!!" - silence -

Fake Chinese word for "telephone" or "phone number."

"Call text my ding wa." "Can I have your ding wa?" or more simply, "Ding wa?"

Bravo is the international maritime signal flag which is solid red. When flown, it means, "I am taking in or discharging or carrying dangerous goods." When a woman is on her period, she can be said to be "flying bravo."

"How was your date with Sally?" "Fine. She was flying Bravo, though, so we just watched a movie."