Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Star Wars

A stupid science fiction franchise. Most of the stuff in it is pretty lame, particularly the technology. The stormtrooper blaster from the orginal films were simply Sterling L7A1 submachineguns that had a bunch of shit strapped onto them, although you can still tell it was a Sterling if you saw the Sterling first. And Han Solo's blaster pistol is a Mauser Military pistol w/ a bunch of shit strapped onto it. The jedi are pretty lame too. at least the sith can shoot streams of lightning from their hands.

List of people who can kill jedi's pretty quickly:
Kazuo Kiriyama from Battle Royale
Max Payne
The guy you play as in Red Faction
Pretty much any person with a gun that shoots bullets instead of beams

by Ziggy May 29, 2005

rhetoriquist

n. A person who makes up words for the purpose of deception or personal gain, particularly in word games such as scrabble or G-H-O-S-T.

See Bullshitter

The rhetoriquist angered me when he insisted that "strategery" is a word.

by ziggy July 08, 2004

Camel Toe

a poon crease



damn bitch i can see that wet camel toe from a mile away

by ziggy September 25, 2003

OICW

Objective Individual Combat Weapon, the other dude got the order wrong. Essentially a combination weapon that uses a US variation of the German Army's G36 series rifles, the US one being Known as the XM8, and a 20mm grenade launcher. Chambering for the rifle portion is 5.56mm x 45mm NATO standard Ball, or full metal jacketed,round, while the Grenade Launcher's chambering is 20 x 85mm. Grenade is designed to burst in the air, and therefore has the ability to engage targets behind cover, or a target inside a building hiding alongside a window. This has proved troublesome to do with the M203 grenade launcher, and allthough the new grenade launcher is of smaller diameter it has much greater range and accuracy, and is more effective. the rifle uses a detachable box magazine containing 30 rounds of ammunition, while the grenade launcher has a detachable box magazine containing 6 rounds, which allows for much higher rate of fire than M203. the xm8 is also detachable from the system as a whole and is also being developed as a separate assault rifle which, it is believed, will replace both the M16 and M4 assualt rifle and carbine in the future IOCWalso world.guns.ru website is very informative note that it is.ru not .com

the OICW will replace all standard firearms in the US army in the near future

by Ziggy April 21, 2005

bone a dog

to roll a joint

im gunna bone a dog

by ziggy October 14, 2003

wugahumptamuf

used in front of children when things dont go right!

Oh Wugahumptamuf! my toast is burnt!

by Ziggy July 04, 2003

schwacked

a state of utter disarry; beyond repair; intoxicated on drugs and/or alcohol

orig. French

I drank a half a bottle of vodka and I'm totally schwacked!
The computer's hard drive crash and it's completely schwacked

by Ziggy August 17, 2003