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men are pigs

A ridiculous accusation made by women whenever they encounter a male thought or behavior they don't understand or agree with. Especially ironic when used (as it most commonly is) by women who are more than a little overweight.

"Last night, Gary came home with some fancy lingere. Can you believe he actually thought I would be glad he bought me clothes?" "Ugh. Men are such pigs." "Sam keeps on telling me how beautiful I am, and how much he'd love to spend more time with me. I think he really likes me." "Oh please. All men are pigs. He just wants to get in your pants."

by zilog May 23, 2006