A fork of Rural Dictionary
The teenage version of beer goggles.
A side affect of too much Ice Dragon or White lightning.
Makes even the ugliest bog trotter look like a ride.
Fact - the Cider visor is responsible for half of the british population.
Trousers worn by a lady, usually of the larger variety.
Primarily made of lycra, or a similar stretchy material that enables you to clearly see the lips moving, but you cant hear them...
Mumbling pants can be witnessed at any weight watchers class.
A female who enjoys the company of men...many men..sometimes 2 or 3 at a time. An oldham local.
"Did you know sarah slept with paul last night, and dean, and mike, and steve...she's such a cock jockey/Oldham local"