A fork of Rural Dictionary
n. A special night where you and your partner romantically eat yogurt together. Can become extremely difficult if talking bees get in the way.
Vanessa: Listen you better go because we’re really busy working.
Kenny: But it’s our yogurt night!
Vanessa: Awwww, buh-bye!
Kenny: Why is yogurt night so DIFFICULT?!
A place where outlandish but commemorative actions or events originate, often orchestrated by Eric. They are so memorable that users on social media plagiarize it for political gain.
Guy 1: Y’all the first people in the world to see a soggy glizzy pressed into a waffle iron.
Guy 2: Yo I remember this happened at Eric’s party!
n. A point and tap mystery mobile game published by Metacore Games. Despite it’s lackluster gameplay, the lore is too hot to handle. It’s gained a cult following on social media, with users waking up their gfs and delving deep into Granny’s past.
Netflix is foaming at the mouth waiting for the secrets to be revealed. Only then will Merge Mansion get a series.