A fork of Rural Dictionary
The best fucking mc in the world, Jay-z is okay but Nas is the King of new york. Jay is just rapping from his pockets but Nas is spitting rhymes from is heart and mind. He came with the classic Illmaic and lots of other classic cds and mixtapes. He had beef with half of Queens bridge(his hood) mcs. And a-lot of other rappers. He has recently married the milkshake origanater, Kelis and just released another two disc clssic Street Disiples.
Street's disciple, my raps are trifle I shoot slugs from my brain just like a rifle Stampede the stage, I leave the microphone split Play Mr. Tuffy while I'm on some Pretty Tone shit Verbal assassin, my architect pleases When I was twelve, I went to hell for snuffin Jesus Nasty Nas is a rebel to America Police murderer, I'm causin hysteria My troops roll up with a strange force I was trapped in a cage and let out by the Main Source Swimmin in women like a lifeguard Put on a bulletproof nigga I strike hard Kidnap the President's wife without a plan And hangin niggaz like the Ku Klux Klan I melt mics till the sound waves over Before steppin to me you'd rather step to Jehovah Slammin MC's on cement Cause verbally, I'm iller than a AIDS patient I move swift and uplift your mind shoot the gift when I riff in rhyme Rappin sniper, speakin real words My thoughts react, like Steven Spielberg's Poetry attacks, paragraphs punch hard My brain is insane, I'm out to lunch God Science is dropped, my raps are toxic My voicebox locks and excels like a rocket
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