A fork of Rural Dictionary
The awkward stage of a newborn when they don't completely look human, yet, and slightly resemble an alien.
Aww! Her baby is a total balien.
When your boyfriend/girlfriend gets so crazy that only a good ol’ shake will resolve the situation.
My angry girlfriend went off on a crazy rant, so I had to Etch and Sketch her until she calmed down.
A good Etch and Sketch will reset her brain.