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wankathon

Timed event, usually done by males, counting the number of times he can ejaculate within a given period.

Jim had 50 sponsors for his 24 hour wankathon, he managed to jack himself off 126 times and raised £400 for charity.

skunk pussy

The stinkiest fucking bitches crack you ever were unfortunate enough to encounter after having had too much alcohol.

I threw up on her hairy tits after she pulled her knickers down and I caught a wiff of her skunk pussy.

selby

A male who wears gay clothes, especially shoes shaped like peter pan. Also has a gay bag and pretends to like stella to compensate for being gay.

"You selby shit dick"

Shit Stick

The sex organ of a homosexual.

When the bot boy pulled out he looked down and noticed his shit stick.