A fork of Rural Dictionary
1) When you need scissors, this is the number you cry out when you're having a nervous breakdown. Or, more feasibly, one of the side effects to having a massive computer glitch. (According to "Colonel Campbell" in Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty, its also common knowledge to react in amazement when the great purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on Harikari Rock.)
"I need scissors-- 61!!!"
this school is a vaild ass school ,most fems be thots and be exposin shit ,mr.bunze sucks maddddddddd dick and he a whole pervert . Ms.espinal can suck a fat dick because all he know is to be screaming at others like stfu. and the rest of the deans suck ass . the best academy is yale , harvard, and Stanford the rest are ass . there’s also mad fake niggas in 61 they can suck dick ,also y’all fems in yale needa stop archin they back like BABYGIRLLLLLL we know you don’t got ass pero stop your shit babygirl .Any ways this school in corona and it’s hella vaild ,so smo pull up to this school one day because y’all gonna have the best time of y’all lives ,point black perioddddddd.!
“oh nah smo get they shatwy she archin her back that it finna break in is.61”
The chapter in which Baz Pitch and Simon Snow do Gay™ things. Chapter 61 in Carry On by Rainbow Rowell is the single best chapter known to man.
Person: What's the best thing that's ever happened to this Earth?
Me: Chapter 61.