Country Dictionary

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Coronation

The time period in which the entire world experienced the Coronavirus outbreak.

History Teacher in the 2100's: "Tomorrow we're gonna learn about the modern dark ages, including Coronation."

by Drummer_Boi May 04, 2020

Coronation

When someone gets infected with the coronavirus.

Dave: Did you hear that Johnny got the coronavirus?
Jen: Yeah, man. I called that poor sucker and he told me about his coronation.

by Dumb_Bass March 26, 2020

Coronation

place. Town in Canada that sits boldly upon the bare prairies surrounded by wheat fields and arthropods not encumbered by gluten-allergies. Gravel deposits are almost non-existent due to the intransigent nature of the recent glaciation, but a ready supply of clay is at hand so there are no shortages of bricks and brick-like accretions.

Curling is the sport of choice for the largely-retired populace who draw weights each end during the winters.

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Rodent zoonoses are, to the delight of the tourism bureau, on the wane at the grain elevator/interpretive centre. Open all summer.

Is that Coronation in the distance? I would love to take off my locust-proof coat and down a few brews.

It's hard to tell with the wondscreen covered in bug juice.

by gnostic 1 January 24, 2013

Coronize

Coronize: (verb) /ˈkɒrənʌɪz/

An infected individual with COVID 19 who willingly and intentionally spreads the virus to the community by contaminating public facilities such as, shopping carts, elevators, ATMs, door handles and etc.

Dude, Look at that man! He's probably trying to coronize that shopping cart!

by A.M.M.S March 23, 2020

Coronances

Giving a 6 pack of Corona's as a condolence gesture, then playing the "Pitbull - Fireball" song right after.

"I'm sorry you lost your job dude, my Coronances" While you hand them a 6 pack of Corona's and play the "Pitbull - Fireball" song.

by Coronances October 19, 2015

Coronic

A person who has contracted coronavirus.

Is Karen coming in today? Unfortunately not - she's coronic, I think she got coroned last week on the way to work.

by BrainDamageLDN March 11, 2020

coroner

Someone who investigates dead bodies that were probably murdered. they investigate dead bodies that look like they didnt die a "natural" death.

Notorious B.I.G. says "call the coroner!" in his song "Warning" because he's talking about how he's gonna kill some fools coming after him for his money.

by THE ONE AND ONLY SAMANTHA August 03, 2007