A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who has contracted coronavirus.
Is Karen coming in today? Unfortunately not - she's coronic, I think she got coroned last week on the way to work.
The state or characteristic of being infected by COVID-19 (or used as a carrier).
This bottle of air contains your great grandmother's last breath we just collected a few minutes ago; it's still coronic, so I don't suggest you breathe it in. Poor puppy! She died after being the first in Wuhan to become coronic.
The process of using a Corona beer bottle for anal stimulation resulting in the bottle becoming stuck in the rectum.
This guy just came into the ER with Corona bottle suck in his rear. He said he wanted to have a Coronic.
Coronize: (verb) /ˈkɒrənʌɪz/ An infected individual with COVID 19 who willingly and intentionally spreads the virus to the community by contaminating public facilities such as, shopping carts, elevators, ATMs, door handles and etc.
Dude, Look at that man! He's probably trying to coronize that shopping cart!
Giving a 6 pack of Corona's as a condolence gesture, then playing the "Pitbull - Fireball" song right after.
"I'm sorry you lost your job dude, my Coronances" While you hand them a 6 pack of Corona's and play the "Pitbull - Fireball" song.
The time period in which the entire world experienced the Coronavirus outbreak.
History Teacher in the 2100's: "Tomorrow we're gonna learn about the modern dark ages, including Coronation."
Someone who investigates dead bodies that were probably murdered. they investigate dead bodies that look like they didnt die a "natural" death.
Notorious B.I.G. says "call the coroner!" in his song "Warning" because he's talking about how he's gonna kill some fools coming after him for his money.