A fork of Rural Dictionary
Elfie is the kind of person who is very shy, slightly insecure and is only her truest self around her best friends. She gets asked out a lot, but turns everyone down even if she does like them back. She is scared of getting in a relationship too early and hurting others feelings
Him: Hey I asked Elfie out. She turned me down. I really thought we had something special Other Him: Devo, mate
The random person you get to take a selfie-style photograph when you can't be bothered or are incapable by virtue of drink, drugs or other inebriants.
Look at this photo, we had to get an Elfie to take it we were so smashed.
A very vertically challenged person taking a self portrait on a mobile phone.
Edward you know the little guy who sits there taking elfies on his iPhone all day.
Beautiful inside and out. Generous and always ready to help. Sometimes she’s too nice and gets taken advantage of, but that doesn’t deter her from helping others. She’s been through a lot, but that’s why she’s so understanding of other people’s issues. She’s a great listener and cares dearly about her family. Family is everything. She’s successful in her job, gets what she has set her mind to and...have I mentioned how beautiful she is? She’s a great wife, mother, grandmother and friend. She deserves the world. If you have an Elfi in your life, you’re the luckiest person in the world.
“My mother’s name is Elfi.” “Oh wow, you’re so lucky. Elfi’s are the best.”
Hermey: Saw the photo of you and the Winter Warlock on Instagram. Who took it? Buddy: Oh it was just the two of us there so I took an elfie.