A fork of Rural Dictionary
Gotch a magnificent word with great power, used mostly when surprised
Hayley: "oh my gotch"
Ryan: "do ya like ya surprise sista gurl?"
Hayley "its gotching hilarious, a pig on you HAHAHA"
Gosh. An expression of a feeling of shock.
Oh my Gotch! (oh my gosh. oh my lord. oh my god. oh my word.)
More than a drop and less than half a teaspoon.
There is only a gotch left. The amount left in the rim of a can of soda after you take a sip.
A sexually transmitted disease that has evolved from syphillis, genital herpes, and the "clap."
"I heard she got the gotch, what a slut!"
"I don't know what the gotch is, but I'm pretty damn sure I don't have it!"
"I think the gotch count in the room is about ten."
Guy On The couCH
n. That friend that "crashed" on your couch a party a while back and never left it.
"Who is that?"
"Oh him? That's so-in-so, he's been sleeping on the couch for 2 weeks now.
"Oh, you have a gotch too?