A fork of Rural Dictionary
A wake up call for everyone still living in the 19th century to be more open minded because discrimination is a thing of the past.
Racism, sexism, xenophobia, homophobia, and any other type of hatred is no longer tolerated.
Just live your life, focus on your own success and bless up.
Jake: That gay couple in Modern Family makes me cringe .
Chris: It's 2016 Jake, lighten up.
The year of idiocity, Dabbing, Pokémon Go, incompetent politicians, and a multitude of celebrity deaths.
Good riddance 2016!!!!!!!!
The year Humanity got a good ass fucking by basically everything unholy. It was filled with terrorism, bombings, shootings, killing, more killing, even more killing, terrible leaders, global warming, natural disasters, overly sensitive people, more separation between people, racial tension, religious extremists, riots, mass immigration and the threat of nuclear warfare. A year that should be forgotten by all history books going forward.
Year 3000 in a History Class
Teacher: And that class was the end of 2015. Next lesson will be on 2017 so be ready because it's a big one!
Student: Wait....what about 2016? Why'd you skip it?
Teacher: We don't speak of that year......ever.
Student: Why not? What's wrong with it?
Teacher: Well, how should I put it? Umm....think of the nastiest, smelliest, dirtiest shit you've ever taken. Multiply that by everything bad in the world and that's your answer.
Student: Was there anything that was good about it? Anything at all?
Teacher: Well there was one thing.
Student: What was it?
Teacher: They had some pretty dank memes.
Student: Ayyyyyyyy LMAO
Teacher: AYYYYYYYY LMAOOO
The year where, well, I actually can't tell you anything. Guys, no one knows when the damn Armageddon or The End will happen. No one. Not even scientists. You just have to wait and see. But I'm pretty sure the human race will still exist billions of years from now.
Guy 1: Dude. The end is coming in 2016!!
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up.