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Moonpie

When a man cums in a woman's ass. The anal equivalent of a pussy creampie.

While having anal sex with Jane, John came in Jane's ass. Jane squeezed the moonpie out for Suzie to gobble up!

by BCDixon71 July 18, 2021

Moonpie

When your loved one has claimed you for their own, and no one else can dip their fingers into the pie...

T: Your my moonpie and nobody else gets to have a slice of you!

L:Hehehehehehe

by T_E July 21, 2015

Moonpie

Moonpie is a term given to a nice guy. One who looks out for u.

Awe, Moonpie is so sweet, he is my good friend.

by Noresun2noAmy2 August 13, 2022

Moonpie

Semen being ate from the anus.

The Cuck or Cuckold eats the semen from his wifes anus after another man, (the Bull) pulls out from busting a nut in her anus.

The cuck is eating a moonpie.

by HomelandParkAF April 21, 2020

Moonpie

When a couple is in the 69 position, but they suck poop out of eachothers' buttholes, then proceed to kissing and exchanging it, and ultimately swallowing it.

My mouth stank last night after we did a moonpie.

by Midnightwaffles January 08, 2011

Moonpie

When you "moon" someone without having wiped your ass completely so that there is still some shit smeared on your anus.

Hey, you guys! Andrew just took a wicked dump and is going to going to give that group of girl scouts a moonpie!

by Creamycakefilling December 15, 2010

Moonpies, The

Local band, originated in Miami, Florida. Incredible group of musicians consisting of: the triplets-- andrew, paul, and david, david amor-- the guitar-playing/singing sensation, everyone's favorite redhead--terry, david the amazing bass guitarist, emily with fantastic vocals, and the gorgeous, banging drummer-- trent.

The Moonpies rock Lauri's socks off.

by LAURi* March 07, 2005