Country Dictionary

Material Unaccounted For

"The missing nuclear waste is MUF"

muf is your butt

Does muffin have a muf on his muf Sit on your muf. Nice muf cutie lol fuck that one.

a sexual act that may or may not be popular with trans women, according to Miranda Bellweather in Fucking Trans Women #0 muffing is the sexual act of penetrating one or both of the inguinal canals.

I LOVED muffing her last night

another use for fucked up

Damn your ass got muffed up

Verb (past tense): To lightly or forcefully push the back of someone's head whether aggressively or as a gesture of endearment.

That bitch just muffed me.

When you get up in the morning and your eyes are crusted shut and you know you should not go on your phone but you do it anyway.

Dude, why are you muffing at 6:00 clock in the morning.

to high five someone's face aggressively

damn! he just muffed the bartender!