A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who procrastinates a lot or who has mastered the art of putting off work till another time. This can be accomplished through video games, sleep, or porn.
See Also: www.procrasternation.tumblr.com
That dude is such a procraster, he didn't start his work until almost midnight!
The act of being productive in something you don't actually need to be doing in order to put off the work that you should be doing.
Today I cleaned my apartment, volunteered at a soup kitchen, and finally got around to balancing my checkbook! But I didn't write that paper that's due tomorrow. Procrastivity strikes again.
To procrastinate by eating.
I just procrastate this entire box of cookies instead of working in lab.
Procrastination by means of mastication (chewing). See procrastineat or procrastin-eating
NOT to be confused with procrasturbation, which is procrastination by masturbation (stimulating one's own genitelia).
Spongebob: I can't write on an empty stomach, Gary.
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Lots of lazy students grow obese through procrastication.
To procrastinate by eating
Person 1: I don't want to do my homework. I wonder what there is to eat?
Person 2: Stop procrasteating and get back to your work!
Activities you do to procrastinate from the what you should be doing!
Mom, I can't do my homework, I am doing procrastivities. OR I would have cleaned the house, but you know I was doing procrastivities instead.
A particularly lazy form of procrastination, when you can't even be bothered to say the whole word.
"I think I will pro...crast...e"
"What?"
"Umm, procraste?"