A fork of Rural Dictionary
Masturbating to avoid doing work.
No, I havent started the paper, I've been procrasturbating.
procrastinating by masturbating!
I don't want to do my homework so I procrasturbated.
n. to avoid work by masturbating.
I didn't feel like working on my novel so, instead, i just lay around procrasturbating.
Wanking when you are supposed to be working.
Tim never did his homework and eventually failed chemistry due to his constant procrasturbation when he was supposed to be studying.
1. noun To procrastinate by means of masturbating. 2. noun To procrastinate while masturbating.
1. I still have to write this eulogy, but I just keep procrasturbating all night. 2. Well, I was gonna masturbate, but I kinda ended up writing this eulogy instead. You know me and procrasturbation.
The masturbatory, obssessive self indulgence of procrastination.
Instead of writing my essay i engaged in shameful, all day, procrasturbation.
Masturbating instead of doing pressing work; using masturbation as a way of putting something off
I have a paper due tomorrow morning, but I haven't gotten anything done and I'm tired now because of my extensive procrasturbation.