A fork of Rural Dictionary
Spoonerism of the insult Cock Sucker. It is often used to veil the insult and make it appear less offensive or even to make it go undetected. Can also be written as Sock Cooker.
Hes a total Sock Cucker. She cooks socks. etc
(noun) Someone who derives sexual pleasure from witnessing another person portray sexual actions through the use of sock puppets.
"You hear that Jim pays hookers to make sock puppets blow each other? What a sock cucker."
An individual who steals another's sock/s (a cucker is a person who makes another person a cuckold).
Watch your laundry around him. He's known to be a "sock-cucker".
Definitely NOT a cock-sucker. Definitely.
Example 1: #2- #1, I just ate the rest of your giant birthday cookie. #1- What a sock-cucker you are, #2. #2- Did you just call me a cock-sucker, #1? #1- I most certainly did NOT. Example 2: Mom- #1 I got a call from the school saying you skipped Geometry. You're grounded, Mister. #1- But that class is stupid , Mom! I know shapes! Mom- 2 weeks. #1- Aw! Don't be such a sock-cucker! Mom- #1 .23 Niner! Three weeks, Mister; you just called me a cock-sucker! #1- NO I didn't, Mom! Gawl!
One who fucks one sock in front of the other sock to make the other sock jealous.
"Chadly's an experienced sock cucker. He mostly cucks lefty socks nowadays."
When you jerk off in one sock and make the other one watch
Thomas is always make his left sock watch him do the nasty with his right sock. What a sock cucker.