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Swayzee

A chill (too chill) person who often has crazy attacks (like starts laughing).

*Inside a classroom*
Someone starts laughing
" Why you actin swayzee?"

by Lili Bee April 27, 2017

swayzee

somthing that's popping,or something thats hot

"yo son you seen that' nigga's sneakers them shits is swayzee"

by Rafy April 06, 2006

swayzee

to leave: such as in Patrick Swayzee in the movie Ghost
to disappear

"Hey man, I'm Swayzee."

by britney spears has a penis April 06, 2006

Swayzeed

Adjective
1. Drug intoxication that results in the appearance of a profoundly exaggerated age.

My ex-girlfriend moved to across the Bay and became part of the drug culture there. The first time I had seen her after five years, I was appalled by how swayzeed she looked.

by Steve Patrick Landon July 14, 2016

Swayzee Goggles

The term swayzee googles refers to a users inability to judge the opposite sexes phyiscal attributes (face,tits,pussy,ass)because of the use of alcohol and/or illegal substances. When you have swayzee goggles your judgement is defered and you may attempt to wheel a broad who is rated a 3.5 out of 10 or lower. When you have these goggles users may add as many as 3-4 points to the females actual rating.

"How much did you drink bro, that girl is ugly, you must have swayzee goggles!"

by Jackson Tinos November 26, 2007

Swayzee

A mallet or hard object strictly used to close stuck locking pins on a video screen.

Hey bro, I got a couple pins over here that just wont lock. Can you grab me a Swayzee?

by Super Rad Kids June 13, 2018

Patrick Swayzeed

When your dead ghost brother punches you in the mouth because you’re popping pills even though you said you’re gonna be sober

Dude, you just Patrick Swayzeed me.

by Nate’s Bitch February 23, 2021