A fork of Rural Dictionary
Adjective
1. Drug intoxication that results in the appearance of a profoundly exaggerated age.
My ex-girlfriend moved to across the Bay and became part of the drug culture there. The first time I had seen her after five years, I was appalled by how swayzeed she looked.
The term swayzee googles refers to a users inability to judge the opposite sexes phyiscal attributes (face,tits,pussy,ass)because of the use of alcohol and/or illegal substances. When you have swayzee goggles your judgement is defered and you may attempt to wheel a broad who is rated a 3.5 out of 10 or lower. When you have these goggles users may add as many as 3-4 points to the females actual rating.
"How much did you drink bro, that girl is ugly, you must have swayzee goggles!"
When your dead ghost brother punches you in the mouth because you’re popping pills even though you said you’re gonna be sober
Dude, you just Patrick Swayzeed me.