A fork of Rural Dictionary
An extremely ugly woman/girl that nobody wants to have sex with.
"That maddi girl is UnFuckable"
You can't comprehend the unfuckableness of the situation.
To correct a situation, or yourself if necessary.
"You had best unfuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"
Unfuckable is the penis useless to fuck, not because the lack of erection, but due to its very small size, equal or inferior to 4 cm ( or 2 inches ) when erect, turning impossible the intercourse in the vagina ( ups and downs), to achieve the orgasm. In such cases, to obtain it, is necessary to use a penis pump to masturbate. The same occur with the buried ( in the pelvis) penises. Many times, the improper size refers only to the length of the organ, not the girth, that can be large ( only a big head outside the pelvis, but totally useless to move ).
" His unfuckable penis has a big mushroom head, but its length is only the length of that head, without a exterior shaft to sustain it."
Job title given to people who unfuck other peoples shit.
Sam: What your job description?
Jill: I am an unfucker
Resolving a previously fucked up situation. Like an undo or back button.
adj; something that is incapable of being fucked, due to repulsive appearance, physical infeasability or some social or behavioral inhibition.
The dead body decomposed to the point where it was unfuckable.
Even if he did not have an inverted penis, Joey's personality still makes him unfuckable.
Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi referred to the German Chancellor Angela Merkel as an "unfuckable lard-arse"