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When your dick points almost straight up when hard. Also, you can’t push it down passed 90 degrees of angle. You can basically lift weights with your dick if you have up dick.
“When I’m hard my dick basically looks at me, I must have Up-dick.”
This is what special ladies receive in the morning. Specifically, it's the intercourse that starts right when they wake up.
Get your sleep baby. In the morning I have some "wake up dick" for you.
A not so typical picture of a dick taOR from approximately knee height (easier to take with longer arms or while squatting) angled in the upward direction in order to showcase both the nuts and dick. Be sure to have an erect dick or run the risk of appearing to simply have three nuts. Be sure to avoid anus, but if not possible, be sure to cover with emoji.
Women love surprise nut-updick pics! OR Did you get his nut-up dick pic?! What a great angle!
Wrecked or broken, usually carelessly.
Your dog was really up the dick after it ate that snail bait.
When a person ramps up their aggressive behavior, turning into a total jerk.
Whenever we go out it is inevitable that Greg will dial up the dick!
A term used by 3 girls from Norn Iron to express extreme displeasure at a comment or action against them
"Aye, up your dick sure."
another means of saying, screwed up, fucked up.
Tim: Hey how was your date last night? Earl: It didn't happen, she coughed up a dick.