A fork of Rural Dictionary
A place where you can be served great-tasting, varied, organic food and upper-middle class pretension in equal measure.
Wannabe Trophy Wife #1 - "So, what are you up to today?"
Wannabe Trophy Wife #2 - "Nothing much, just got back from Whole Foods."
An upscale market catering to those seeking "all natural" and organic foods--as well as a unique shopping experience. The customer service is pretty good. Whole Foods is a bit pricey, but their "365" brand items are reasonable. The Prepared Foods hot bar is an awesome place to lunch at.
Dude, I just had lunch at Whole Foods--the mushroom lasagna--and now I'm just about broke
An adjective used to describe an action or statement that has the quality of being organic, artisanal, and sustainable; saying or doing something in an organic, artisanal, and/or sustainable way; behaving in an all-natural way.
Statement: “I think all clothes should be machine washed cold because it’s better for the environment”.
Response: “That’s very whole foods of you”.
Action: Someone picks up litter off the street and places it in the appropriate receptacle, even though they were not responsible for the refuse.
Response: “Wow, that’s very whole foods of you”.
Action: Someone cuts in line.
Response: “Sir that is NOT very whole foods of you”.
A place with natural "whole food" but it's really expensive. Also known as "whole paycheck".
I went down to Whole Paycheck today for lunch. Their food bar is $5.99. It cost me $10 to get something decent.
The semi-organic grocery store for hippies and yuppies.
Yuppie: I drive my Volvo to Whole Foods every weekend so I can spare no expense in having the purest fresh produce.
Hippie: I shop at Whole Foods so I can buy peanut butter in biodegradable containers.
An upscale "all natural" grocery store catering to Cougers and Cubs. A meeting point or stomping ground for older woman between ages of 35-55 to go on the prowl at in search of young men between the ages of 17-27. The Prepared Foods hot bar is "the" place to find a cougar/cub hook-up.
Mary, 47, whose husband who is commonly gone on Business-Trips, often goes to whole-foods to pick up a cub every now and then to satisfy her-needs.
The quintessential Scuppie supermarket.
Scuppies love to spend copious amounts of their disposable income on all the organic, free-range, fair trade groceries found at Whole Foods.