A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. (Adj.) Lacking the ability to properly use a Nintendo Wii remote. 2. Wiitard (noun)A person that suffers from severe mental challenges while playing on a Nintendo Wii system.
Jake said he would not play Mariocart with me because I am Wiitarded.
I am a Wiitard and therefore to embarrassed to play Wii in front of others.
The look someone has when playing wii and one pretends to think of them without the remote, randomly wailing about in the middle off the living room, in a retarded manner
As we played golf I stood back and watched Charlotte take a swing, looking very wiitarded and a little con-fuddled.
(n) Someone who causes damage or injury to them self, other people, or objects by incorrectly operating the controller of a Nintendo Wii. This included forgetting or underestimating one's surroundings while using wide gestures, over exertion, or the inability to keep a firm grasp on the remote and launching it at high speeds.
Billy is such a Wiitard, he pulled a muscle while pitching wildly in WiiSports.
Mandy forgot her family was in the room, acted like a Wiitard and hit her brother in the face.
That Wiitard Tommy let go of his Wii remote while flailing wildly and put it through his TV.
A person who, despite their many years on the planet, has not mastered the skills needed to maintain a firm grip on something as simple as a remote control, more specifically a wiimote. These greasy-palmed indivuals are mocked for their overzealousness and their utter lack of competence. Thier actions commonly result in property damage and/or injury to the wiitard and others.
"There's more reports of people throwing their controller through their TV."
"Can't these wiitards learn how to hold on to a damn controller?"
The inability to comprehend or play the nintendo wii. A condition that affects hand/eye coordination.
Jimmy is wiitarded. He cant even break 100 in bowling.