A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who, despite their many years on the planet, has not mastered the skills needed to maintain a firm grip on something as simple as a remote control, more specifically a wiimote. These greasy-palmed indivuals are mocked for their overzealousness and their utter lack of competence. Thier actions commonly result in property damage and/or injury to the wiitard and others.
"There's more reports of people throwing their controller through their TV."
"Can't these wiitards learn how to hold on to a damn controller?"
An insulting name for a Nintendo fanboy. Derived from combining "Wii" and "retard."
Fanboy: NINTENDO INVENTED INNOVATION AND GAMEPLAY X360 PS3 SUCK
Normal person: Don't these wiitards ever shut up?
Somebody who tricks out their Wii and loves to talk about how cool it is.
"I hacked my Wii and can turn my TV into a strobe light."
"Keep being a wiitard and watch me punch you in the face."
A person who is unable to grasp the basic motor skills to play the Wii.
Andrea plays Wii tennis like a wiitard.
a nintendard who only plays games on the wii because they think having a vibrator as a control is the coolest thing since sliced bread!
why would i want to be a wiitard instead of an awsome human being and play what i want to play?