A fork of Rural Dictionary
Verb
Infinitive to blimp
Third person singular blimps
Simple past blimped
Past participle blimped
Present participle blimping
1. to upstage a public event using highly visible displays in order to undermine or diminish the event's intended purpose.
In 2009, supporters of Ron Paul blimped his competitors during numerous outdoor events. President Paul has always denied any responsibility for the blimping of his competitors, who remained bitter about the events of the campaign for many years after the election. The techniques has been used in elections since 2009, and now even celebrities often blimp events to gain audience share.
The state of being high, blazed, baked
dude, ryan we were so blimped last night!
Verb: To Blimp- The act of moving intently from one point to another, often in the pursuit of food, sex, or money. But it can, in reality, be used to describe any form of general movement.
Tristan: Yo who wants to blimp over to Cam's for some food?
Charlie: Hell yeah, that'd be Crimpin
to put on prodigious weight; to become massively obese; to blow up (not explode)
At her wedding, the bride said, "As a condition for accepting this ring, I promise never to blimp on you."
She blimped herself into a trailer park elephant fart breath sow.