Country Dictionary

The state of being high, blazed, baked

dude, ryan we were so blimped last night!

Describes a person who gained weight since the last time you saw them.

Mike: Hey man Daniella's home! Have you seen her?

Jack: Yeah...she blimped!

When you get tricked into going on a date with a fat girl.

Also see chubby-duped.

Q: How was the date last night?
A: Dude... I got blimped. It sucked.

a fat ass who usually wears vibrant colors which show off their fattiness

damn, that bitch in fresh choice was such a blimp! she had like 4 plates of food!

Verb: To Blimp- The act of moving intently from one point to another, often in the pursuit of food, sex, or money. But it can, in reality, be used to describe any form of general movement.

Tristan: Yo who wants to blimp over to Cam's for some food?

Charlie: Hell yeah, that'd be Crimpin

to put on prodigious weight; to become massively obese; to blow up (not explode)

At her wedding, the bride said, "As a condition for accepting this ring, I promise never to blimp on you."

She blimped herself into a trailer park elephant fart breath sow.

tradition in northern ireland. e.g: when a blimp flies by ur house and you see it you point at it and shout "BLIMP! BLIMP!" you have to say it like a goat. we also do the same for hot air balloons.

"look there is a blimp flying outside" "BLIMP! BLIMP!"