Country Dictionary

a black person's penis

I was raped in the buthole by a bonis.
it hurt.

A soon-to-be step-dad who tries acting like a father figure even though he's never had kids and calls the mother "babe" around her kids. Makes extremely cringy and awkward compliments. Thinks he understands kids.

"That guys such a bonie!"

(adj.) Much like being "Crunk" bonyed is the combination of being high and very, very drunk

C: Who was the second band you watched at Warped tour?
S: I have no clue dude, I was bonyed that whole fucking day!

One of talent, and beauty. Also pronounced Bonnie. See also paper doll.

She is so boni, it hurts.

someone who is very skinny or has small body parts

"Yo!!,look at her bony ass neck.lol"

The stage your penis is in after ejaculation. Its not as strong as a boner but not as soft as a semi. its a bonie. Or another word for morning wood.

1. I woke up with a bonie

2. A bonie is like having 3/4 of a tank of gas

Someone who would show affection in Dark jokes. It's also a nickname for guys named Kratarth.

I am awkward at hugging people, So i will be Bony with you.

He makes dark jokes in sensitive situations, He is such a Bony.