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fuckward

In the process of or heading toward the direction of being fucked.

A place that is messed up or ass backward.

I spent all my money, therefore I am going to be in a fuckward situation when I have to pay my car insurance.

I go to a fuckward school, in a fuckward town, full of fuckward people..

by Umbrica September 15, 2006

fuckward

One who is an annoying moron.

Guy 1: "Oh, dak!"
Guy 2: "You, sir, are a fuckward."

by Jerry D May 10, 2003

fuckward

A backward/messed up situation, place or thing.

Person A: My school suspended me yesterday because my friend skipped school.
Person B: You go to a really fuckward school, don't you?

by Umbrica September 16, 2006

fuckward

Messed Up....
Odd....
Gay....

"so i told that fuckward nicole to shut up about her damn horse"

by Christal May 22, 2003

fuckward

The area of the clinic where all they do is fuck. So much fuckin goes on there that people's sicknesses are cured.

JimBob went to the hospital for anal warts and they were so full up he was sent to the fuckward. He came home with a size 10 poopshoot, but he was completely cured !!

by Poster Nutbag May 23, 2003

fuckward

something that is both funny and ackward, or something that you laugh about later, but at the time is extremly embarrising (like me not know if i spelled embarrising correct)

i ran into some guy that i thought was my roomates friend and asked him about the party last night but it was the wrong guy so it was really fuckward

by tnoionl October 01, 2005

fuckward

Essentially a fucking retard. Mostly encountered in the depths of tumblr or really just the internet in general. Even here, you've got these asswipes posting definitions for their own name or people they hate and either sucking their own dick or ranting about someone else. On top of that, even more fuckwards upvote that shit, so it ends up on the site for the whole fuckin' world to see. Great job volunteers, just fuckin' great.

Common species of Facebook Fuckward: 'Deer skool, y u exizt? suncerly, me nd evry1 else.'

No, that's a real fucking post. People like this breathe our oxygen.

by Senpai Hunter July 22, 2015