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joh

is very book smart but has no common sense nor direction, prideful, hard-headed, will lie to please you...basically a bullshitter

Don't be Joh and pull out you GPS

by mj2se February 07, 2010

Johs

Noun. The action of delaying an assignment until the day night before it's due. The following night will be spend writing at supersonic speed, but it's going to be finished no matter what. This action is super stressful for most average folks, and requires a special kind of mental to pull of successfully.

Bro 1: Bro 2, I really don't wanna do SOP right now. Bro 2: Don't worry about it. You can just pull of a Johs.

by Doooeh December 15, 2021

Joh

A greeting. Similar to "Yo!" Can also be used to agree to something. Often used in context with juh

Person: "This exam is going to be the worst thing I have ever written" You: "Joh" Friend walks in the room You: "JOH!" or "Whats up joh!"

by Bex and Sky April 21, 2008

johs

A smart, nice handsome guy that is a god at rainbow six siege

Damn look at that handsome guy! What a Johs!

by JohsDaPro March 15, 2018

JOH

Jack Off Hair. When a girl has long silky hair....

Hey Keith, that girl has some serious JOH...

by CCW II February 20, 2009

johs

Johs, it is a Godly being of all might and power. If you dare defy him, he shall send you to the shadow realm

I am a johs

by Avacadodo October 17, 2019

vegam joh

A state of mind that only can be obtained through intense meditation and procrastonation. Stems from Hindu beliefs relating to the power and purity of "the joh", a dingo like dog found in the hills and mountains of India. Great elation and happiness stems from obtaining this state.

awh man, that was totally vegam joh at Bentfest last night.

by m1xr August 16, 2011