A fork of Rural Dictionary
The activity of taking a jog-cum-walk. Jogging primarily and walking once exhausted.
Evan: I was just jolking down the road, I'm done with mile of jolk, non stop! Erik: That's great, man... Doing such a workout regularly, will get you that toned body in no time...!
Jolk is another word for sex. Which means to have sexual intercourse, which is the inserting of the penis into the vagina.
Example Friend 1: Bro I just wanna jolk! Freind 2: Same bro. Jolk it, jolk it, jolk it yeah!
Noun: A sexually aroused male in a not-so-sexual relationship with another human being, hopefully. Adjective: To be sexually aroused as a male in a not-so-sexual relationship. Verb: To jolk - To become sexually aroused as a male in a not-so-sexual relationship and use it to your advantage to mess with your partner by grossing them out.
Noun: Girl: What are you doing? Guy: Masturbating to nude pics of you. Girl: UGH! You're such a jolk! Adjective: Guy: Lol dood I just fucked a girl Guy2: Oh, man you must be jolking. Guy: Yeah I sure am. Verb: Guy: I just jolked with my girlfriend Guy2: OMG how did she react? Guy: She was like "GROSSSS!!!"
the ultra hot way to say "joke"
Me- YOU'RE SO FUCKIN HOT AND NOT FAT. Some chick- Really? You mean it? Me- fuck NO. it was a jolk you ho. damn, you ugly.