A fork of Rural Dictionary
Jolk is another word for sex. Which means to have sexual intercourse, which is the inserting of the penis into the vagina.
Example Friend 1: Bro I just wanna jolk! Freind 2: Same bro. Jolk it, jolk it, jolk it yeah!
The activity of taking a jog-cum-walk. Jogging primarily and walking once exhausted.
Evan: I was just jolking down the road, I'm done with mile of jolk, non stop! Erik: That's great, man... Doing such a workout regularly, will get you that toned body in no time...!
Noun: A sexually aroused male in a not-so-sexual relationship with another human being, hopefully. Adjective: To be sexually aroused as a male in a not-so-sexual relationship. Verb: To jolk - To become sexually aroused as a male in a not-so-sexual relationship and use it to your advantage to mess with your partner by grossing them out.
Noun: Girl: What are you doing? Guy: Masturbating to nude pics of you. Girl: UGH! You're such a jolk! Adjective: Guy: Lol dood I just fucked a girl Guy2: Oh, man you must be jolking. Guy: Yeah I sure am. Verb: Guy: I just jolked with my girlfriend Guy2: OMG how did she react? Guy: She was like "GROSSSS!!!"
the ultra hot way to say "joke"
Me- YOU'RE SO FUCKIN HOT AND NOT FAT. Some chick- Really? You mean it? Me- fuck NO. it was a jolk you ho. damn, you ugly.