A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sound you nonchalantly utter when there are no more fucks left to give.
When the debt collector told Johnny his credit will tank if he doesn't make a payment, he shrugged and replied, "Merp."
Ussually used when there is nothing else to say, but can be used as a response to a yes or no question (or other types of questions) when you dont want to answer it. It can be used repeatedly to avoid answering a question.
Boy: "Wanna go out for a date tonight?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "What?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "Do you?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "..."
Girl: "Merp."
the sound a Sergal makes
also, praise the merp.
Sergal: Merp
every furry in a 30-kilometer distance: AWFUFFWIFOPOIPOI SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEE
Maybe I'll Eventually Respond Properly
A: Hey, what's going on?
B: My dog died
A: are you ok?
B: Merp
A secret way to say "I love you". It's for you to know and the person your saying it to, to find out
Girl- Merp
Guy- Merp?
Girl- It has a meaning
Guy- And do I get to know this meaning?
Girl- One day