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A term of endearment to a friend; comradary.

Calling a friend schwartz. Example, answering the phone, "Hello, schwartz, what?"

a noun describing a person with an unhealthy obsession/ fetish with stuffed otters, coupled with crippling low confidence and neurotic Jewish behavior.

Roommate#1: "Why didn't he just talk to Mere Bear at the party?" Roommate#2: "Who the hell knows. He's such a Schwartz sometimes..."

A verb referring to soccer, it is the act of missing a ridiculously easy shot from five feet away or less in soccer.

Example 1: Zack had the ball right in front of the goal and he totally schwartzed it right over. Example 2: *teammate misses goal* HE SCHWARTZED IT!!!!

A protist

Look at that protist over there, he must be will schwartz

An American unit of linear measure equal to 7.5 inches. Also commonly referred to as "two hands".

Mike has a full schwartz, where as Tom and Frank only have half.

The Schwartz is a greater magic. It binds everything in the universe together. It can be channeled through rings found in Cracker Jack boxes. The Schwartz can be used to move things with one's mind and the rings can be used to channel energy blades. Contrary to popular belief, these blades are not, in fact, "penis-powered" The Schwartz is kept by the everlasting know-it-all, Yogurt, in his home on the moon of vega.

Yogurt: I am the keeper of a greater magic, known throughout the universe as.... Barf: The Force? Yogurt: No, the Schwartz

V. 2008 The act of one-upping the person to whom you are speaking by continually interrupting them to tell a pointless story about how someone you know is and or has something better than they do.

So last week I was walking down the street and a Ferrari passed me... Dude I know this one guy at home that has 3 Ferrari's and I heard that he drives them all the time Fuck. Stop Schwartzing me.