A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person from your past who suddenly comes out of the woodwork the moment you experience any sort of fame, success, large influx of cash, etc. Usually an ex, someone you had a fling with, or even someone who turned you down for a date.
"Ever since that article came out about me, I've been getting a whole bunch of Facebook messages from termites."
Can be used as a pejorative for white people. Termites are typically white, pale, or clear.
"I wish one of these fools would say something stupid, like call me a moon cricket, cuz then I'll be ready to squash these Termites".
Name given to a girl giving you a blowjob when she decides to nibble on your wood cock.
Tammy went termite on me the other night.
A name for a person or thing that ruins a boner or "wood". An example could be when your grinding with a fine woman in a night club, and her ripped boyfriend walks in on the acion.
Dude I was jacking off to some good porn when my little sister walked in... what a termite.
While performing cunnilingus with two fingers inserted in the vagina, you burrow the termite( the opposite hand’s thumb) in a circular motion, slowly penetrating the anus up-to the first knuckle.
“I gave her the termite last nite, and she was very responsive “