A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something to eat there's nothing to eat for breakfast
Guy 1: Hey there's nothing to eat for breakfast Guy 2: There's cereal right here Guy 1: Oh that's total, I don't really like that Guy 2: DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL! ~Tourette's guy
Medical slang. A patient who needs everything done for him; a patient who can't do anything for himself.
I was up all night taking care of a total.
total can be used to replace lots of words. it means the ultimate of something. so if you say “your outfit is total” it mean your outfit is the best. or if you were describing a hot boy as total it means he’s totally hot. if soemone it total it means they’re the best.
“omg your outfit is total!” girl1: “can you please do me a favour” girl2: “yes of course” girl1: “ugh you’re total, thank you so much girl1: “have you seen the new boy at school?!” girl2: “duh he’s total” girl1: “so fit”
Verb meaning: To get completely and totally drunk.
We can total at the student bar any time of day.
Totals are used in football, basketball, baseball, hockey, etc. The Total is set, and periodically adjusted, to insure that half of the people will wager on the 'over' and wager on the 'under'.
------------------------ Cowboys -4 Redskins 48 ----------or------------ (these two situations are identical) Cowboys -4 Redskins +4 Over/Under 48 ------------------------ "Cowboys are favored by four points against the Redskins and the total (or over/under) in the game is forty-eight."