A fork of Rural Dictionary
Afl is a superior sport to rugby. Some things that afl exhibits that rugby doesnt are: skill, intelligence and most of all straightness. Rugby is a sport pulled from the ass of a pommy bastard and is usually associated with homos, premature dementia and stupidity.
Did ya watch the game last night mate?
Oh yeah Cleary scor- *dies in gay*
The afl ya wanker
A shitty sport that requires 0 talent to play, and is only liked by Victorians.
Me: Yo man! NRL is way better than AFL, don't you agree?
Other guy: Of course man, even a baby could play that game
The AFL is an organization created by young boys, trying to spread the message of Anime.
AFL is the best!
A shitty sport played by mental patients, also known as Victorians. South Australians and Western Australians are alright because Vlandys thinks PNG is more important than WA and won’t put a team on there. Victorian’s are a special breed of people as many sane and insane people in Australia know. It’s pretty embarrassing that the best team in Victoria is their NRL team, like seriously just support the Storm, at least with Bellamy you are guaranteed finals every year.
Also as person who has been dragged to a swans game from a friend from Adelaide who has moved here, its confirmed that half the guys at the SCG are from Newtown, which is “Gods country”. Can’t grow the game in syd when half the supporter base willingly takes it up the arse.
the afl gf was so shitty I can’t believe people pay to watch that shit. Heck even the worst NRL gfs clear a good portion of the AFL ones.
away from life. don't even dare to thumb this down.
A: afl
B: did you want to type afk instead?
A: no
B: ok
an amazing sport played in Australia that every one should play
"hay ready to AFl on the weekend"
"hell yea"