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Baldy Long

A hairstyle which is reseeding on top and long at the back.

Mel Smith - one half of legendary comedy duo Smith and Jones - wouldn't have been half as funny were it not for his Baldy Long

by NebCRasbit June 10, 2020

Baldy Pissypants

When you take a member of the squad on a post-exam trip to the northern capital of debauchery and blasphemy and they are unable to control themselves to the point where no-one knows how they made it home apart from the evidence of TWO piss-stained mattresses and the bed sheets that had to be thrown out the window the next morning, despite the fact they slept right next to the bathroom. This goofy looking creting can often be found with soggy trousers and what appears to be an intentionally shaved head.

Tim 'Look over there Jimmer, that hotel seems to be waving surrender from the flagpole outside reception'
Jimmer 'Nah Tim, that's just the piss soaked bed sheets they had to throw out the window after some Baldy Pissypants stayed there last night'

by Hoora Tempah February 19, 2013

Baldy Sour

A terrible haircut

"The barber gave me another baldy sour!"

by Reefyburke April 29, 2016

Baldy McFuckadoodle

a bald guy whose name you just can't recall

Do you remember when that pump salesman-Baldy McFuckadoodle-said that these pumps are the best on the market and have the best warranty?

by T-Bag Bradley January 19, 2010

baldy sour

Denotes shaved genitals. Most often female.

I was stoked to discover she had a baldy sour, because I hate 70's style bush.

by Fern Frenzy June 28, 2013

Baldi's Ballsack

Baldi's Basics porn

A: Yo dudeeee, you seen Baldi's Ballsack?
B: Hell yeah man! That shit is banger bro

by eatmybung34 June 11, 2018

Baldie's Steak Night

Baldie, the pointless homosexual, believes that eating steak once a week will transform him from a pathetic anorexic runt into a he-man with arms the size of Schwarzenegger's chest. Equally bizarrely the hairless twat believes the weekly steak will have a greater bodybuilding effect if consumed on a Friday. Thus, Friday night is Baldie's Steak Night.

Don't go in the kitchen, that gay cunt's in there.

I know. Its Friday. Baldie's Steak Night.

by Twaggy Smidgekin October 18, 2010